My Songstress Attempt at Doctoral Anxiety

The following blurt of crazy should be sung to “Make ‘Em Laugh” from Singing in the Rain:

Freaking out, freaking out, freaking out, freaking out.

My gut said get a doctorate my son, but I'm a negligent one.

Freaking out, I'm a spazz, kill me now, all that jazz.

I think the doctorate is right for me, but it's insanity!

I will die, I will cry, I will crumble inside,

But dammit, if I have any choice, I'll exercise my academic voice!

Freaking out, freaking out, freaking out.